'Quite possibly the greatest wonder of our age'
Mr Kipling (PS thanks for the rhubarb)
'Watson and I remain shocked to the core, this device must not fall into the hands of the depraved or unjust'
'Watson and I remain shocked to the core, this device must not fall into the hands of the depraved or unjust'
Sherlock Holmes
'Do you want to buy a bungalow?'
'Do you want to buy a bungalow?'
Barret Homes
TEA THROUGH THE GLORYHOLE
Using his patented D.I.C.K
(Declined In Colour Kaleidoscope)
Lord Buxley invites you to peer into the darker recess of your subconscious to witness unspeakable acts of pleasure and titillation in an evening of educational and scientific wonderment. You will see your dreams made real - projected onto the stage with no trickery or slight of hand, almost life like and totally 100% genuine.
NOTE: Involves scenes drawn for the audience’s subconscious, we therefore cannot be held responsible* for the quality of the visions.
*In a very real and legally binding sense!
*In a very real and legally binding sense!
Revolutionary light-projected images of an artistic nature may delight the more discerning members of the audience.
LORD BUXLEY’S PATENTED GLORYHOLE.
Free to all who attend. Self-cleaning and portable.
‘A to Z of women I have known’. A Recital of Carnal Delights - guaranteed to educate and inform.
you are invited to take
A golden shower of tea, stirred in a clockwise direction and delivered by a maidservant shortly before retiring, may be taken during the evening for its remarkable rejuvenating properties.
Lord Buxley will be joined by friends from the worlds of theatre, circus and sideshow who will entertain you on his behalf.
Musical accompaniment will be provided by artistes fluent on the pianoforte, accordian or banjo. Some whistling may also occur.
Cabaret
with Lord Buxley & friends
Cabaret, suitable for intimate spaces.
